Saturday, 8 November 2014
Losing Your Virginity...
The sweaty palms, heart beating in your chest and trying to climb your throat.
The giddy, light-headed feeling as your eyes bulge and you bite down on your lip, anxious that your Mum doesn't come upstairs and ruin that most important moment in a young man's life - that initiation into a wider sense of existence, filled with it's previously unknown pleasures.
You hum 'Feels Like The First Time' by Foreigner and gently take the wrapper off and then you're in.
It's the ultimate high and it will never be quite as good ever again, no matter what you do.
Yes, opening that TSR box and seeing the crayon and dice is something you never forget!'