Wednesday, 2 March 2016

I'm Your Lead Pusher... With apologies to Curtis Mayfield

Try this to the tune of 'Pusherman' by Curtis Mayfield...

And yes, I know I will go to hell for butchering a classic...


Tell your mama, I'm your daddy
I'm that gamer in the alley
I'm your doctor, when in need
Want some lead, have that need
You know me, I'm your friend
Your main boy, for that tin
I'm your pusherman
I'm your pusherman

Ain't I clean, bad machine
Super cool, super mean
Feelin' good, for the man
Superfly, here I stand
Secret stash, heavy lead
Baddest models, in the shed
I'm your pusherman
I'm your pusherman
I'm your pusherman

Solid life, O.G gamer
A man of Old Hammer
A victim of GW demands
Feed me money for style
And I'll let you trip for a while
Secure in your past
How long can a good thing last
Woohoo, no saving throws.

Got to be white metal, y'all
Gotta get white metal now
Pusherman gettin' metal y'all
Heavy metal every sign
Makin' money all the time
My L.E.A.D, and just me
For all Frothers to see
Ghetto Prince August is my thing
Makin' Figures' how I swing
I'm your pusherman
I'm your pusherman

Two blisters please
For a generous fee
Make your world
What you want it to be
Got a Dragon I love desperately
Wanna sell it to someone richer than me
Been told I can't be nothin' else
Just a lead hustler in spite of myself
I know I can brake it
This life just don't make it
Lead, lord


Got to be white metal, y'all
Gotta get white metal now
Pusherman gettin' metal y'all

Tell your mama, I'm your daddy
I'm that gamer in the alley
I'm your doctor, when in need
Want some lead, have that need
You know me, I'm your friend
Your main boy, for that tin
I'm your pusherman
I'm your pusherman

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