The Next Post-Millennial Iteration Of Figure Transport!

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 Introducing the next iteration of figure transport for the 21st century.

It is compatible with all rules systems and basing conventions.

Already configured for magnetic basing.

Large armies? No problem! Just buy more.

Hi-vis finish, cyber secure, and future proof. The heavy design also offers a self defence capability when visiting games or conventions in those less hospitable locations.

Includes 'Dr Approved' built in workout and cardiovascular exercise program. 

Grab your OS-CTB figure transportation system for just £99.99. Buy two, get a third free.

 

(Consult a registered medical professional if planning on using the OS-CTB fpr carrying metal figures)

 


 

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