Satanic Panic Troll Kickstarter In It's Last 7 Days - Don't Miss Out

 

Gronit sat back, and burped loudly, an obnoxious scent of raw Dwarf flesh emanating in perfect time to the sound.
 
Across the clearing he watched with satisfaction as Ari and Burt, two of the younger members of the clan, playfully pulled the late meal's pony in two like one of those 'crackers' the humans used to celebrate the middle of the Cold Time.
 
In the same way, just a few moments later, there was a *SNAP* as the boys pulled the unfortunate beast clean in half, and then scrabbled to fight for the best of the 'wobbly bits' throwing aside the two ripped ends.
 
"GRONIT! GROOONIIIT!"
 
It was the clan's single She-Troll heading up the hill from the river (where she had been tickling pike), a large catfich in her hand, flopping, as she jesticulated wildly to the valley.
 
"Gronit, there's more of them Dwarf horsey-boys coming down the valley and they look pretty pissed about something."
 
Gronit rose to his feet (note easy with a belly full of recently eaten Dwarf) and bellowed to the rest of the clan who ambled into the clearing, from whatever (or indeed whoever) they had been doing.
 
Grinning a wide yellow grin, Gronit announced, 'Right Lads, we've had the starters, now let's get down there and see about the main course!'
 
 
 
 
We are now into the last 7 days of the campaign. The total stands at 99% of target, so we need to get over that 100% mark if Gronit and the lads are going to get a chance to have a crack at those Dwarves in the valley. And if they do, it's probably going to mean that the Dwarves mobilies their infantry and even maybe their convict legions to deal with the Troll 'problem'
 
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